Old Cake Birthday Card
The bakeries might be scared to say it, but this card isn't!Ā
Card reads: "The bakery wouldn't write 'Holy Fuck You're Old' on a cake so I had to get you this card instead. Happy Birthday!"
Details:Ā
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- blank inside
- kraft envelope
- 100% heavy, cotton paper
- Risograph printed in Raleigh, NC.
Pretty Alright Goods makes greeting cards, goods, and gifts for the above average!
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Old Cake Birthday Card
Old Cake Birthday Card
The bakeries might be scared to say it, but this card isn't!Ā
Card reads: "The bakery wouldn't write 'Holy Fuck You're Old' on a cake so I had to get you this card instead. Happy Birthday!"
Details:Ā
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- blank inside
- kraft envelope
- 100% heavy, cotton paper
- Risograph printed in Raleigh, NC.
Pretty Alright Goods makes greeting cards, goods, and gifts for the above average!
Original: $6.00
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The bakeries might be scared to say it, but this card isn't!Ā
Card reads: "The bakery wouldn't write 'Holy Fuck You're Old' on a cake so I had to get you this card instead. Happy Birthday!"
Details:Ā
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- blank inside
- kraft envelope
- 100% heavy, cotton paper
- Risograph printed in Raleigh, NC.
Pretty Alright Goods makes greeting cards, goods, and gifts for the above average!












