Birthdays Aren't Your Thing Card
The perfect mix of dry wit and playful roast, for that friend who insists they “don’t celebrate birthdays” but still expects you to show up with a card. And cake. Obviously.
Details:
- Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- Printed on high quality cotton paper stock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Colorful matching envelopeÂ
Petty Paper cards feel like inside jokes: playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes a bit petty, and always memorable. Paper quality is great and envelopes are colorful.
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Birthdays Aren't Your Thing Card
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing Card
The perfect mix of dry wit and playful roast, for that friend who insists they “don’t celebrate birthdays” but still expects you to show up with a card. And cake. Obviously.
Details:
- Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- Printed on high quality cotton paper stock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Colorful matching envelopeÂ
Petty Paper cards feel like inside jokes: playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes a bit petty, and always memorable. Paper quality is great and envelopes are colorful.
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Shipping & Returns
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The perfect mix of dry wit and playful roast, for that friend who insists they “don’t celebrate birthdays” but still expects you to show up with a card. And cake. Obviously.
Details:
- Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- Printed on high quality cotton paper stock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Colorful matching envelopeÂ
Petty Paper cards feel like inside jokes: playful, a little sarcastic, sometimes a bit petty, and always memorable. Paper quality is great and envelopes are colorful.












